How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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Russell

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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They pay their debts on time.

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

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Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...