How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

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What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.