How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up