What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.