Quality Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Eccentric Beverage Jokes More Eccentric Beverage Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a good looking canyon?

Gorge-ous

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Marry Couple Jokes More Marry Couple Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Satisfactory Jokes More Satisfactory Jokes

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory