Quality Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

High Quality Humor Column Jokes More High Quality Humor Column Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Marry Couple Jokes More Marry Couple Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes More Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Samsung Phone Jokes More Samsung Phone Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.