Because you C4 of them exploding every day
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Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Because they let IT go
I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.
Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.
There was nothing left but de Brie.
To bring it back to samsung, you racist.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.
Ransom notes.
He responds, "One note at a time."
Because his *degree* didn't work!
A: Tea Rex
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.
