Because you C4 of them exploding every day
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Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
C4
C4 yourself!
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
He caught on fire.
The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.
because they spend too much time with the x-position
I'm asking for for a friend.
I replied "No, she's not that ugly"
A promegranate.
Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
Being black.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Forty feet of track - all straight!
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
Phantom panes.
