What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Ransom Jokes More Ransom Jokes

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!