Ransom notes.
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.
Boo bees
Hide their money in their bible.
Weirdo (weird dough).
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Pen Gwyn !
Too many thank you notes to write
Squidnappers !
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!