How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed