What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

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Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season