What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?

Santa Paws !

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Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.