What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora?

Cunstwaylow

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!