What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe