What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man in a stunt plane?

The brown streak.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs