Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.
Julio
A carrot !
Because he crossed the line
He'd rather spend his money on a forty
The one with a dream was shot.
A: You get your job and your wife back.
Not get a job.
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.