What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When is a pig not quite a pig?

A: When it's oink-ognito.

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.