What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine