What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog