What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.