A hedgehog.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
The corniest ones.
A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.
The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.