What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.