What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant