What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.