What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.