How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.