Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.