How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.