Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.