What do you think is the biggest proble...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

Big Problem Jokes More Big Problem Jokes

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Indifference Jokes More Indifference Jokes

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.