What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell "

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

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What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.