What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?

I don't know, and I don't care one way or the other.

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.