What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.