What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.