What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

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What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.