What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.