What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!