What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!