What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.