What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

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What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.