What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.