What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Tear Gas Jokes More Tear Gas Jokes

What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

How do you make a protester cry?

Tear gas