Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

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What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What is the unit of power?

Yes.

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

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What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it