Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it