Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call the German word for Vaseline?

Derweinerslider

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.