What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!