What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

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What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What do you call a bagel shortage?

The Holocaust.

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.