Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)