What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.