What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.