What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.