Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!