Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.