Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey