Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.