What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what