What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.