the four hands (you dirty minds)
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.
nail the other hand to the floor.
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
Mariguana
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
Because they weren't good at Chopin.
Tulips on my pianist.
Because they're so easily brainwashed.