Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

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What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C