Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.