What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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With lots of Avogadro!

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What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!