Avogadro Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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9gag

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Avacado's number.

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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