Avogadro Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

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Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.