Avogadro Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.