Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.