Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.