What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get