What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.