What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station