How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Plastic Bag Jokes More Plastic Bag Jokes

Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.