What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...