It's scales !
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Because he had his own scales !
Do you even have a permit for this survey?!
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.