What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !