What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !