What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)