What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !