What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on