What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice