What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay