What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.