What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.