What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's the opposite of condescending?

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What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.