What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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Make the jacket first.

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Cottage cheese.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants