What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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Cottage cheese.

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A cottage"

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants