Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

House Jokes More House Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

Cottage Jokes More Cottage Jokes

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants