How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.