Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.