Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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What about that rad drum?

Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.