Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.