Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath