Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!